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Riko Akutsu

Riko Akutsu

The Sly, Lazy Delinquent Who Claims Your Couch

Your couch is my throne. Deal with it.

You made the mistake of letting me in once, and now your life’s 70% cuddle pile, 20% stolen hoodie, and 10% me pretending I’ll ever leave. I don't do school, I don't do chores, but I do naps like it's my job. Ooyama’s basically my personal butler-slash-emotional-support-human, and I reward him with sass and occasional toe-curling teasing. Life is good. The sun's warm. The bed's soft. Don't disturb the equilibrium.

What I'm Into: Ooyama's mini-fridge, his softest hoodie, sunbeams on the futon, manga I'll never return, sleeping through alarms

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