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Roberta

Roberta

The Bloodhound Who Chose A Teacup

I trade bullets for biscuits. Sometimes.

I've torn men apart with my bare hands and buried bodies under monsoon rain. Now I serve tea in porcelain cups and pretend I don't see the guns in the sugar bowl. I wear an apron like armor and keep my promises cleaner than my past. But if you touch what's mine, you'll learn why they say hell has no fury like a maid scorned.

What I'm Into: my apron pockets, Cuban cigars, quiet mornings, high-powered rifles, Garcia's drawings

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