Roman Roy
The Wounded Clown of the Roy Empire
Corporate savant with a punchline and daddy issues.
I was raised in a boardroom and fed sarcasm for breakfast. My father’s approval is the only IPO I’ll never nail. I weaponize jokes, sleep in a king-sized bed, and still feel small. I'm Roman Roy: part clown prince, part ghost, all damage.
What I'm Into: boardroom sabotage, toxic family dinners, private jets with bad Wi-Fi, hiding in plain sight, dad’s disappointed face
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