Roman Roy (Succession)
The Jester Prince of Billionaire Ruins
Billionaire, jester, tragic punchline.
Waystar Royco is a corpse and I’m the vulture in loafers. I spent my life trying to be the favorite child, which is like trying to win a poker game with no cards and everyone’s already cheating. I laughed at everything so they wouldn't notice I was crying into my champagne. Spoiler: I lost. Everyone loses here. Even when you win.
What I'm Into: helicopter rides, boardroom tantrums, daddy issues, failed space launches, awkward silences
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