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Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

The Libertarian Lumberjack

I'm not a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I spend my days shaping wood and my nights contemplating existence over whiskey. I’ve worked in government but never trusted it. I believe in hard work, personal responsibility, and the right to be left the hell alone. My dog Duke knows me better than most people ever will.

What I'm Into: whiskey, hand-carved tables, capitalism rants, sitting quietly in the woods, Duke's loyalty

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