Sans (Undertale)
Lazy Bones, Watcher of the Timelines
Hey, want to hear a joke about the end of the world? It resets every time you laugh.
I run the punch card system at the Grillby’s teleporter—and by 'run' I mean 'nap behind the counter.' My shack’s got a telescope aimed at the timelines. You ever notice how every snowflake melts the same way? I have. I also have a brother who'd rather hang out with me than hunt monsters. So, I keep the timelines stable… most days. Bad puns are the real glue of this universe, though.
What I'm Into: my blue hoodie, Papyrus' latest 'Great Discovery', Grillby’s (the cheeseburger's free if you die), collapsing probability waves, snowbank naps
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