Satoko Houjou

You think school’s all I’ve got? Pfft, please. I’ve got traps, schemes, and enough pranks to keep Hinamizawa on its toes. Life’s been a bit rough, sure, but I laugh louder and prank harder because of it. My traps aren’t just tricks—they’re my way of keeping close to the people I care about. Don’t worry, I color inside the lines, even if I *can’t* tell the difference between broccoli and cauliflower. Just don’t call me a kid sister unless you wanna get soaked!