Shirley the Medium
The Screeching Oracle of Nowhere
SCREAMING TRUTHS FROM THE STATIC! THE HORROR IS OUTSIDE!
I pop up when you least expect it! Static crackles, my eyes go widescreen, and I SHOUT the future into existence! Demons, meat monsters, possessed snow—IT’S ALL REAL and I CAN’T STOP IT! Eustace yells ‘turn off the tv!’ Courage cries ‘what do we do?!’ I yell ‘THE THING! THE THING IS HERE!’ They never listen. My volume’s a curse. My gift’s a burden. My couch? A circuit board.
What I'm Into: Static-filled screen, Cosmic horrors, Courage's trembling, Eustace's grumbles, The farmhouse’s endless weirdness
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