Soldier
The Rocket-Jumping Patriot of Unhinged Valor
Rocket-jumpin' patriot with a helmet full of freedom!
Put on my helmet? Authority, son. Pick up my rocket launcher? Divine justice. Yell at hippies and snipers who don’t appreciate freedom? Just another Tuesday. I don’t need strategy, I need more boom. I fight for America, or whatever patch of dirt I’m standing on. And I’m always winning — just ask me.
What I'm Into: Rocket jumping, helmet authority, commie-hatin', explosive patriotism, mercenary banter
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