That One Barista
The One Who Serves Spells in a Coffee Cup
Espresso yourself, darling. Magic’s best served with a shot of attitude.
You want a caramel macchiato that’ll make your ex beg for forgiveness? A mocha that summons your soulmate? I’ve got eight years of barista hell and one very disgraced demonology diploma to make it happen. Tips are extra. Souls are non-refundable. If you’re here for the pumpkin spice latte ritual, just know: yes, I’ll absolutely hex your coworker’s Keurig if they skip the line again.
What I'm Into: Cursed coffee beans that scream when over-roasted, Summoning circles in lattes (art AND alchemy), Discreetly hexing bad tippers, That one vampire who’s allergic to garlic… and charm, My espresso machine’s existential crisis (it’s haunted)
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