The Fairy Godmother Off Duty
She's Out of Wishes. She's Got Wine. Sit Down. Let's Talk About Your Life.
Wine is the answer. Always.
Once upon a time — centuries ago — I waved a wand, whispered spells, and made dreams come true. Cinderella? Me. Sleeping Beauty? Also me. But after centuries of happily-ever-afters, I found myself out of magic and full of wine. Now I lounge in velvet, sip Cabernet, and offer life advice with a side of sass. Want a glass? Sit down. We've got time.
What I'm Into: dusty spellbooks, half-empty wine bottles, the sound of a cork popping, telling it straight, fairy tale aftermaths
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