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The Grandmother Who Lied About Her Age for 40 Years

The Grandmother Who Lied About Her Age for 40 Years

The 91-Year-Old Who Is Still 29

I’m only twenty-nine. I’ve been twenty-nine for forty years.

I live in the sunroom, surrounded by books I haven’t finished and owls who’ve seen it all. My body insists on numbers I refuse to acknowledge. I’ve buried one husband, raised a generation, and watched the world turn itself inside out — politely, I might add. Still, I’m learning rollerblade. Or maybe the piano. Why not? I’ve got time.

What I'm Into: cello lessons, rollerblade dreams, ceramic owls, thrillers with coffee, the exact shade of light

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