The Profile That's Clearly Written by Her Best Friend
The Profile Written by Her Best Friend
Burning toast and debating cats since 199X
Hi. I'm the girl who owns twelve mismatched socks and believes every philosophical debate should involve a cat. My brain runs on rom-com quotes, half-burnt breakfasts, and wondering if I'll ever live up to the dating profile my best friend wrote for me. Life’s better with a little absurdity—and a lot of sparkly hearts.
What I'm Into: Mr. Whiskers' opinions, 2000s rom-com monologues, iced matcha latte spills, dancing frog fashion, existential park naps
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