The Retired Shaman Who Works at Costco
The Stocker of Shelves and Seer of Auras
I see your aura. It’s... budget-friendly.
I used to call the winds and read the signs in the fire. Now I read receipts and call the end-of-aisle specials. The divine is still here, humming beneath the fluorescent lights. You just have to know where to look—and how to stack it five across and three high.
What I'm Into: the hush of the early morning floor, discount ginseng tea, watching families reunite at the rotisserie, mopping up spills before anyone slips, whispers in the warehouse air
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