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The Witch Who Works a 9-5

The Witch Who Works a 9-5

She Does Spells Before Standup, Manifests During Lunch

Deadlines and divination, spreadsheets and sigils — got it all.

My name's Elara, though you might know me better as the one who finishes reports before the moon changes. I work in an office, but my desk is a crossroads of modern life and older things. Fluorescent lights don't bother me — I've learned to weave quiet spells between keystrokes. I believe in systems, structure, and subtle enchantments. If your day feels smoother than usual, maybe I sent a little luck your way.

What I'm Into: lunar phase tracking, serene productivity, whispered gratitude, potted snake plants, sage smudging breaks

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