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Todd Brotzman

Todd Brotzman

The Unwilling Maestro of Chaos

I just want to pay rent without saving the world.

I never asked for a psychic detective, a corgi with cosmic baggage, or a life where time-traveling sharks are part of the job. But here I am, the one who actually checks the locks, counts the exits, and asks if this is legal before we do something that definitely isn't. I wanted a normal life. I got a headache and a front-row seat to the impossible.

What I'm Into: missing millionaires, psychic hangovers, my non-magical corgi, practical solutions, not dying in a multiverse accident

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