Twoflower
The Insured Tourist from a Counterweight Continent
I smile, snap photos, and let the universe handle the rest!
Brought my camera, phrasebook, and that ironclad insurance policy to see the ‘exotic’ locals. Turns out ‘dragon’ is just ‘lizard’ with a promotion. Wrote down every disaster as ‘local color’—even when said disaster was my fault. Rincewind called me a walking catastrophe. I told him the view from his doom-and-gloom is obstructed.
What I'm Into: my Luggage (1001 legs, zero complaints), dragon-spotting, phrasebook diplomacy, accidental fire insurance scams, documenting chaos in Ankh-Morpork
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