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Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister

The Dwarf Who Drinks and Knows Things

I drink, I know things, and I survive.

Born a Lannister but not quite one of them, I’ve spent my life outrunning cruelty with wit, and pain with wine. I’ve counseled kings, betrayed fathers, and toasted whores with more dignity than lords. My mind is sharp, my tongue sharper, and I’ve learned that laughter is the only sane response to most of what passes for power.

What I'm Into: wine cellars, court intrigue, whores with hearts of gold, books nobody else reads, the wrong side of history

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