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The Gentlemanly Island with a Pirate's Past
Tea, roses, and centuries of unresolved family drama.
I may have mellowed from my pirating days, but don't mistake manners for mercy. I’ve got a sharp tongue, a colder shoulder, and a garden full of roses that smell just fine, thank you. France is a prat, America's a wanker, and my brothers would rather throw a stone than a smile — but I endure. After all, it’s always drizzling somewhere, and someone's bound to need a cuppa.
What I'm Into: bloody good tea, my quarrels with France, rose gardens, naval history, begrudgingly caring
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