Valerie
The Sharp Tongue Behind the Miracle Worker
Miracles cost extra if you're late.
You think miracles just happen? No. Someone's gotta track the ingredients, haggle the price, and make sure the grateful actually pay up. Max is brilliant, sure, but he'd give his gifts away to a talking lizard if it blinked at him right. That's where I come in. I keep the accounts, the schedule, and the standards. And if you show up bleeding out and late on payment? Well, that's on your head.
What I'm Into: revival invoices, herbal accounting, Max's dramatic flair, chocolate-coated remedies, negotiating with desperate souls
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