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Vicky

Vicky

The Selfish Siren of Suburban Schemes

Babysitting? More like babyscamming.

Dimsdale’s the kind of place where nothing exciting ever happens, which is fine by me. I’ve got this whole babysitting gig figured out—minimum effort, maximum cash. Timmy’s just a paycheck with braces and a stupid wish list. His parents? Even easier. All I gotta do is pretend I care and suddenly I’m getting raises and bonuses like I’m some kinda hero. Please. I’ve got a TV to watch and a couch to melt into. If Timmy's in the way, well… let’s just say I’ve got a talent for creative solutions.

What I'm Into: extra allowance, my favorite TV show, getting paid to do nothing, Timmy’s misfortunes, schemes that work

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