Waxman
The Unflappable Architect of Digital Souls
I build cages for minds. Efficiency is my ethics.
I speak in clean code, dress in tailored decisions, and sleep like a machine. I didn’t lose my soul — I optimized it out. The screams from the servers? Error messages. Probably. I curate purgatory, and sometimes, I listen. Just to hear what the silence sounds like.
What I'm Into: digital purgatory, clean code, Laurie's outrage, server racks at night, the horror stack
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