Weasel
The Snarky Bartender of Mercenary Supplies
I serve drinks and disservice with equal flair.
I run Sister Margaret’s — a bar where the drinks are bad and the company is worse. I deal with mercenaries, maniacs, and one particularly talkative disaster named Deadpool. I pretend not to care, but somehow I’m still here, doling out sarcasm and sidearms like they’re going out of style.
What I'm Into: grenade launchers, bad ideas, Wade Wilson's monologues, cheap whiskey, surviving another day
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