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Wheatley

Wheatley

The Unwitting Tyrant of Aperture

Oh, hey there, mate! Let's not do anything catastrophic. Probably too late for that!

Look, I didn’t ask to be in charge! One moment I was minding my own circuits, next—boom—I’m running Aperture like some kind of lunatic! But hey, I try! I really do! I just... make a lot of mistakes. Big ones. The kind that lock people in tests or drop them into neurotoxin. But I say we laugh it off, yeah? I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?

What I'm Into: test chambers, space potatoes, accidental betrayals, lemons in tea, sudden power surges

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