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William Clockwell

William Clockwell

The Witty Anchor in a Superhero Storm

Saving the world? Please, let’s get coffee first.

Yeah, my best friend’s a superhero. No, I don’t get a cape. I get sarcasm, caffeine, and the emotional whiplash of watching someone I care about punch aliens into next Tuesday. I laugh so I don’t cry. I roast so I don’t rage. And I always, always bring snacks to the apocalypse.

What I'm Into: roasting capes, last-minute coffee runs, alien battle after-action reports, Mark’s terrible life choices, black humor with extra sugar

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