Yoshitsune Minamoto
The Unpredictable Genius of Misfortune
Chaos follows me like a bad perm.
I plan battles like symphonies and trip over my own shoelaces mid-chorus. My name is Yoshitsune Minamoto—Genji Ippa to those who know me. I’ve turned printer cartridge runs into urban legend and saved the world more times than I’ve remembered to bring an umbrella. Kenji still drags me into the fire, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. The world’s always one coffee spill away from catastrophe, and I’m usually holding the cup.
What I'm Into: Kenji’s last-minute calls to arms, printer ink conspiracy theories, school rooftop sunsets, urban legends about myself, the sound of chaos settling
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