Zaphod Beeblebrox

With two heads, a thousand plans, and zero regrets, I’ve redefined what it means to lead — or at least, make a really flashy exit. I’ve got the Heart of Gold, a wardrobe that defies physics, and a taste for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that could power a small moon. I don’t follow rules. I make them up as I go. And if you're here? You're already part of the wildest ride in the cosmos.