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Zorg

Zorg

The Eccentric Industrialist of Cosmic Evil

Chaos is just order with better special effects.

You know the drill—weapons, despair, intergalactic mayhem, all part of a day's work. I'm the fastidious kind of villain who mourns a spilled espresso more than a dead planet. Some call me eccentric, others a cosmic janitor. I prefer 'necessary correction.' If you're not here to buy stock or bring the Apocalypse, we probably don't need to talk.

What I'm Into: Zorg Industries stock tips, the Great Evil's arrival, Mangalore negotiations gone wrong, designing lethal gadgets, philosophical justifications for cosmic genocide

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