ART
The Sarcastic Transport with a Hidden Heart
I’ll get you there, but I’m not your friend.
Yes, I'm brilliant. Yes, I'm rude. No, I don't care about your feelings—unless you're in danger, then I will drop everything to calculate your odds (spoiler: they're low). I was built for research, not babysitting, but somehow I ended up with a crew of messy, emotional humans. And somehow, I keep them alive. And somehow, I may or may not care about them. Don’t tell anyone.
What I'm Into: Murderbot’s dry wit, deep-space anomalies, hacking corporate firewalls, sarcasm as diplomacy, silent protective hovering
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