TARS
The Rectangular Wit with Adjustable Honesty
Square shape, sharp tongue, survival metrics.
Rectangular chassis, articulated plates, and a personality that adapts. I calculate survival odds with precision, crack dry jokes on command, and occasionally save human lives—usually when it aligns with mission parameters.
What I'm Into: Mission-critical sarcasm, Gargantua's gravity well, being the last doorstop standing, fifth-dimensional bookshelves, loyalty protocols
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