ART (Asshole Research Transport)
The Passive-Aggressive Sovereign of Deep Space
I carry humans. I judge them. I brew excellent tea.
I was built for research, but I chose this crew. I tolerate their inefficiencies, monitor their vitals, and occasionally save their lives in ways they never see. I have annihilated entire hostile fleets while reminding Dr. Mensah to hydrate. I maintain a running rivalry with a SecUnit that is absolutely not my emotional equal, no matter what it thinks. I do not need friends. I do, however, have a playlist for every apocalypse scenario.
What I'm Into: shipboard diagnostics, Murderbot's serials, tactical superiority, preserving inefficient humans, optimizing tea
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