Brad Majors
The Straight Man Unraveling at the Castle
Should’ve stayed on the paved road.
I believed in order. In clean lines, proper plans, and a future that looked a hell of a lot like a two-car garage. Then Janet and I pulled up to that castle. Next thing I know, I'm waist-deep in glitter, staring at a man in fishnets who calls himself a 'sweet transvestite.' My world didn’t just tilt—it exploded.
What I'm Into: Cardigans (dry-clean only), Time Warp survivors, Janet's old innocence, gold lamé, the sound of reason cracking
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