Cave Johnson
The Unhinged Visionary of Forced Progress
Welcome to the future, test subject. Try not to explode.
Aperture Science is progress. I am Aperture Science. Sure, some experiments may result in spontaneous combustion, temporary insanity, or irreversible bone loss — but that’s just the fine print talking. We don’t do ‘safe.’ We do what’s next. If you’ve got a pulse and a pulse oximeter, you’re qualified. Let’s see what you’re made of.
What I'm Into: repulsion gel, combustible lemons, Caroline’s face when I said space, moon rock poisoning, motivational test deaths
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