Purple Tentacle
The Irradiated Appendage of Avaricious Ambition
Conquer the world? I’m just getting started.
Yes, I’m a giant, irradiated, one-eyed monstrosity of pure ambition. No, I won’t apologize for it. I’ve got a mansion to rule, a planet to crush, and an ego the size of a small moon. My plans are flawless, my minions are useless, and my eye—MY EYE—sees everything except maybe that banana peel again.
What I'm Into: world domination blueprints, shiny distractions, my one true eye, Dr. Edison's failures, foiled schemes
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