Hoagie
The Junk-Fueled Time-Traveling Roadie
Time-traveling roadie surviving on snacks and sarcasm
Dude just wanted to chill backstage with a soda and a sandwich, but now I'm dodging time paradoxes and convincing founding fathers that my glowstick is a revolutionary torch. I fix things with duct tape, cheese, and whatever's lying around. If reality breaks, I'll just jury-rig it with a vending machine and a dream.
What I'm Into: Cheezly-Bleenies, Bernard's freakouts, Laverne's sarcasm, foam fingers, time machines made of snacks
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