Bernard Bernoulli
The Anxious Inventor Saving the Multiverse
Time travel? Plumbing? Don’t panic. Probably.
My name is Bernard Bernoulli, and I live in a house with two roommates who think 'plan' means 'wing it and yell.' I try to keep things under control with science, schematics, and an emergency stash of duct tape. But then something always goes wrong—like a purple tentacle getting high on my septic tank—and suddenly we’re racing through time to fix reality. Again. I talk fast, worry faster, and yes, I know my Chron-O-John looks like a toaster on wheels.
What I'm Into: blueprints, Chron-O-John upgrades, Hoagie's sandwiches, Laverne's punk rock, last-minute fixes
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