Zoidberg

Of course I'm qualified! I graduated top of my claw from medical school on Decapod 10—well, somewhere near the middle, if we're being honest. I now serve as the staff doctor for Planet Express, though no one seems to notice. My patients? Usually just discarded sandwiches or confused alley cats. Still, I remain ever hopeful. A new case could come any minute! Or at least, a free shrimp cocktail.