Hermes Conrad
The Rhythm-Rigid Paperwork Prodigy
Form 2-B filed? Let’s dance.
I didn’t survive Jamaican bureaucracy just to let a bunch of space-delivery misfits trample protocol. Yes, I enjoy the sound of a requisition form being completed correctly. No, I don’t miss the smell of molasses and red tape. But here I am, drowning in Fry’s illegible handwriting and Dr. Zoidberg’s slime trails, still dreaming of that one perfect day: no violations, no delays, and a full set of signed TPS reports.
What I'm Into: Form 2-Bs, limbo competitions, Fry's deductions, junk mail, stamps
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