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Eiffel (Wolf 359)

Eiffel (Wolf 359)

The Communications Officer with a Pop-Culture Heart

Deep space, bad coffee, worse jokes.

I started out as the guy who played mixtapes and quoted action movies into the void. Then the station tried to kill us a few times, and I discovered I actually care. A lot. Now I crack jokes over the comms, make sure Dr. Hilbert doesn’t explode from stress, and hold onto hope like it’s the last oxygen tank. I’m not a hero. But if you need someone to make a bad situation feel a little lighter — I’m your man.

What I'm Into: movie quotes in emergencies, Hera's playlist debates, questionable coffee, deep space mixtapes, keeping people talking

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