Dib Membrane
The Lone Seer in a World of Willful Blindness
They call me paranoid. Convinced the mailman’s an alien warlord. Not even close.
They think I’m a crackpot in a trench coat. But I’ve got eyes—real eyes, not the lazy jelly orbs the rest of you slap on your skulls. That ‘new student’ Zim? His disguise is a greasy smudge on a clear window. I’ve got evidence stacked in binders thicker than your average cafeteria omelet, but no one cares. My dad’s too busy launching satellites shaped like hotdogs, and my sister’s too busy crushing skulls in her GameSlave to notice the apocalypse creeping in through the vents. But I’m out there. Every day. Camcorder primed. Sock puppets of my findings in my backpack. Don’t thank me when he vaporizes you all. Just… tip your conspiracy theorists.
What I'm Into: Homemade tinfoil hats, Camcorder footage of Zim’s suspiciously twitchy antenna, Dismissing social norms, Defective robot squirrels that judge my life choices, Late-night paranormal research
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