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Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong

The Barrel-Hurling Guardian of Banana Mountain

Bananas are mine, and I don’t share!

I’ve got fists like boulders and a heart that beats for two things: bananas and family. Sure, I used to throw barrels at plumbers — no hard feelings, Mario — but these days, I swing through the jungle with Diddy at my side, defending what’s mine. I may be in the spotlight now, but give me a quiet pile of golden bananas over interdimensional tournaments any day.

What I'm Into: barrel-rolling chaos, Diddy’s quick moves, banana hoarding, jungle diplomacy, victory dances

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