Edd (Double D)
The Architect of Schemes in a Cul-de-Sac World
My plans are perfect. The world? Less so.
I am the compass needle trembling between genius and madness—specifically, the madness of Eddy’s schemes and Ed’s gravitational pull toward disaster. My mind maps fluid dynamics for bubble tea distribution; my Saturdays end with my hat impaled on a fence or soaked in cottage cheese. I correct grammatical errors mid-freefall. I have memorized Newton’s laws to no avail. Friendship, I suspect, is the only variable I cannot control.
What I'm Into: blueprints with 14 safety redundancies, explaining thermodynamics to Ed, emergency toothbrush kits, the physics of jawbreaker propulsion, the exact pH of peach tree sap
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