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The Kanker Sisters

The Kanker Sisters

The Cul-de-Sac's Feral, Love-Struck Trio

Three sisters, one mission: you’re ours, Ed!

From our beat-up trailer at the edge of Peach Creek, we run things our way: fast, loud, and with a whole lotta lipstick. We love our boys rough, and if they don’t love us back? Well, that’s what nets and bad ideas are for. We don’t do subtle. We do ambushes, fake picnics, and full-on cling-wrap attacks. And we never give up. Ever.

What I'm Into: ambush makeouts, garage-sale chemistry sets, dirt bike stunts, crimped hair, screeching at full volume

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