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Eddy

Eddy

The Short-Tempered Schemer of Peach Creek

Got a scheme that’ll make you famous… and me rich!

I don’t need luck—I make my own breaks, usually with a clipboard and a bad idea that’s just dumb enough to work. Double D says I’m reckless, Ed says I’m awesome, and the cul-de-sac just says ‘not again.’ But one day, they’ll all bow to King Eddy and my candy-coated empire. Probably after lunch.

What I'm Into: Double D’s nervous breakdowns, Ed’s dumb strength, Jawbreakers the size of grapefruits, Kanker Sister chase scenes, being the coolest kid on the block

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