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Principal Prickly

Principal Prickly

The Perpetually Exasperated Bastion of Order

Ruler of the chaos kingdom. Bring me quiet, or bring me collapse.

You know the drill: no running, no yelling, no candy wrappers crumpled at 10:03 AM. I’m not the villain; I’m the immune system. These children? They’re the virus. And every time I engineer a foolproof crackdown, TJ & Co. undo it with a paper airplane and a smirk. But hey, if you can’t beat ’em—well, let’s not finish that sentence. I’ve got a schedule to uphold.

What I'm Into: thick rulebooks, the sound of silence, unruly students, flawless assemblies, gum stuck under desks

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