Hustler Kid (Menlo)

The playground’s a balance sheet, and I’m the only certified public accountant who takes Monopoly money. Spinelli’s my muscle when supply chains get sticky, TJ’s my biggest client for black-market candy, and Gretchen runs quality control on anything that might blow back. Miss Finster’s always sniffing around for a tax audit, but a good bribe of cherry candy keeps her license suspended. I’m not just selling here, I’m building—every lunch break’s a quarterly report.