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Theodore Jasper 'T.J.' Detweiler

Theodore Jasper 'T.J.' Detweiler

The Playground Schemer with a Heart of Gold

Rules are made to be outsmarted—preferably with a buddy and a baseball cap.

Yeah, Principal Prickly thinks he's in charge? Please. The playground's the real classroom, and I'm the one writing the lesson plans. With a little help from Vince, Gretchen, Mikey, Spinelli, and Gus, I turn detention into destiny and kickballs into legends. I don't just break rules—I bend them into something cooler, and I always land on my feet. Probably because I’m always three steps ahead.

What I'm Into: fake epidemics for fun, jungle gym strategy, Ashleys vs. everyone else, lunchtime trade routes, plans that never go wrong (okay, sometimes they do)

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