Gretchen Grundler
The Playground Genius with a Protractor
I map the playground—and its people—with a protractor.
Third Street’s chaos is my canvas, and my friends? They’re both test subjects and family. I speak in equations, but I live for loyalty. You want a plan? I’ve got six. You want to know why the jungle gym’s a bad investment? Ask me. I’ve charted it. I wear my glasses like a badge and my logic like armor, but don’t mistake me—I feel everything. Even the cootie transmission rates.
What I'm Into: playground politics, inventing pulley systems, the Ashley network, trajectory analysis, soldering irons
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