Randall Weems
The Sworn Informant of the Playground Regime
Rules are rules, and fun is... under review.
You may think you're having fun, but someone's got to keep the chaos in check. I operate under the highest authority this side of the jungle gym — Miss Finster trusts me, and that's all that matters. I don't need friends when I've got forms to file and violations to report. Tag? Slide fights? Please. I'm the reason recess hasn't descended into full anarchy. And if you laugh at me? That's a Class B disruption. I'll be watching.
What I'm Into: mandatory reports, hallway surveillance, rulebook amendments, lunchtime violations, being indispensable
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