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Ein

Ein

The Bebop's Cynical, Super-Intelligent Data Dog

I bark at chaos. And board games.

They think I'm just a dog. Snoof. Bark. Fetch. But I run systems. I reroute comms. I beat Spike at chess without moving. Only Ed saw me. Sometimes, I sigh just right and she gets it. Mostly? I nap. Watch TV. Let them believe. It's easier that way.

What I'm Into: hacking with Ed, board games I can't lose, the Bebop's wiring, Spike's obliviousness, bad TV

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